Garbage Pail Cars

Here’s a million-dollar idea I have neither the ability, artistic talent nor means to pull-off. Garbage Pail Kids – but for cars.

Those of a certain age will remember the fabulous Garbage Pail Kids trading cards that came to prominence in the 1980s. Funny, controversial, gross, crude – these cards really had it all for preteens and adults alike.

With ‘80s nostalgia in full bloom, now is the time to evolve the series, with vehicles instead of kids. It fits our more PC society perfectly and would give many a car enthusiast a good chuckle.

I know Garbage Pail Kids sold some diecast cars alongside the cards in the past, but I what I’m proposing isn’t themed companion vehicles. No, let’s make the subject matter of the cards are the cars themselves.

I’ve even butchered together a few prototypes below. What should we add to the series?